It’s bit of a corny poem. People with heightened sensitivities should avoid reading it.

The Daily Dump

Some may not like
The daily dump
While some eager to go
As soon as they wake up

Some enjoy at leisure
Taking their time
Some finish it hurriedly
Like a ghastly crime

Quite a few need to go
Every now and then
Many have to take something
To feel the urge

Some have headaches
hallucination’s at night
If they miss their date
At their favourite site.

They carry on then
With pain in their tummies
Relieving themselves slyly
By releasing the wind

Like it or hate it
Everyone agrees
No Morning is a Morning
Until you are done.