King and the Saviour

Touted saviours and crowned kings

Greatest the world has ever seen

Though we see one in every land

In the days of holy Internet

Stories anecdotes gushing views

Images altered half truths

Myths start to flood the minds

Changing the social tide

The royal king exudes a charm

Entices the gullible with endless yarns

Smoothly speaks to snooze the alarm

Ringing in doubtful minds

Enchanted people then finally loose

Brains they had and turn blind

To warnings of the remaining few

Who have not lost their sanity

So begins the reign of the king

With obsessed fans following him

And a daily ritual of rejoicing him

Even when he lets out a fart